dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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