I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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