I wanna bring you to show and tell
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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