Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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