i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
My Higher Power is John Stamos
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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