And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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