just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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