At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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