so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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