We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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