cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
should my penis look like a turkey
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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