It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The beer is more important than you right now.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just pee around me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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