u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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