I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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