So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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