My first STD was from a foam party
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
They are going to name an STD after you.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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