Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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