YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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