Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
