You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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