Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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