Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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