forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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