ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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