areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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