You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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