What a fucking waste of an outfit
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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