Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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