so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
