i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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