it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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