Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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