i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule