So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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