smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My ATM looks so different sober.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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