Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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