It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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