So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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