Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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