I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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