Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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