using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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