youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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