may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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