My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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