How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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