the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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