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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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