By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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