Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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