have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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